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Alpha CNC Rear Shaft Upgrade for Bancroft – Precision Performance
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Bancroft Powerhouse: 700mAh LiFePO4 2S Battery! JR Connector Ready! Lightweight & Reliable!
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Yellowfin Fury: 675mm Deep V Speedboat Hull Unleashed
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Bancroft Alpha: Stainless Steel Speed Demons Plus Stand. Get Ready to Fly!
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DragonFlite 95: Bancroft Ballast Upgrade - Sail Faster, Dominate the Water! Plastic Shoe Included.
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Alpha CNC Rudder Kit: Precision Steering for Your RC Boat, Bancroft 950mm!
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Bancroft Alpha Red Hull: Bold Style for Your Space
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Alpha Yellow Hatch 950mm: Unleash the Beast! Bright and Bold, Ride the Wave!
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Alpha Yellow: Bancroft's 950mm Speed Demon! Ready to Race, Ready to Wow! Get Yours Now!
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