Mato KV-1/2: Metal Tracks & Wheels! Upgrade Your Soviet Tank's Game!
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M1A2 Abrams: Metal Tracks of Steel, Rubber Power, Scale Victory
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Sherman Upgrade: Metal Tracks & Bearings for Your 1/16 Tank! Realism Redefined!
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Mato Sherman Upgrade: Metal Tracks, Duckbills, and Ball Bearing Wheels Set! Conquer the Terrain!
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